i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
