I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
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I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
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Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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