how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Randomize
