dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
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Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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