There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
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so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
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I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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