**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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