white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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