Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Randomize
