you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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