Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
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Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
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