I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
love makes seman taste better
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
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