I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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