Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I checked into jail on foursquare
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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