glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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