Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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