69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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