walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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