My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
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Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
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A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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