If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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