Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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