the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
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because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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