I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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