JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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