and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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