is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
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I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
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I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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