I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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