You're completely useless in the revolution.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
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Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Sorry my hands just texted you
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Randomize