i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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