Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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