porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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