Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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