How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
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I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
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Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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