I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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