take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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