...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
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We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
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I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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