i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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