Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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