Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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