direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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