There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
