I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
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Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
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We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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