Well apparently he's into motor boating.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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