yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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