Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
It's official drugs can't kill me
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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