I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I have feelings that need drinking.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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