so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
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A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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