Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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