So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I see more hoeing in ur future
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
