He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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