No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
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i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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