I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Randomize
