My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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