are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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