i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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